The Great Brooklyn Boink Off : Series Two

Saturday, March 11th, 2023
3 – 9 pm

Bring your buns to the gingham altar at the cityโ€™s longest-running competitive baking-themed daytime play party, back at last!


We are inviting the cityโ€™s most promising boinkers to join us under the tent for the long-awaited next sensational season of Brooklynโ€™s most famous underground baking-show-themed competitive daytime sex party.

Eutopia Rising is back with our unique blend of games, fun, puns, and sticky buns. Expect icebreaking entremets, scandalous signature moves, tricky technical challenges, and mouth-watering showstoppers. We will have hosts, judges, and prizes that will be given out throughout the day to our star boinkers. All you need to bring is your delicious self.

Voyagers, watch your email for the ticket link!


Donโ€™t worry if you donโ€™t feel like competing, thereโ€™s no pressure to put yourself up to be judged for your techniques. Perhaps youโ€™d like to cook up your own hot human sandwich in one of our cozy playrooms. Maybe youโ€™d just like to snack on juice and cookies while watching others get cooking.

But if thereโ€™s a competitive desire rising in you, a drive to show off your goods in front of an adoring crowd, or if just the thought of a steely and disapproving glare from one of our judges makes you quiver like a layered trifle — we hope youโ€™ll consider stepping up and proving your skills. Our judges will shake the hand of one star boinker in each category, and at the end of the competition, one exceptional competitor will be awarded our coveted Top Tart trophy.

Everyone else will hopefully go home very happy and otherwise satisfied in every way, having enjoyed a very silly, sexy, and relaxed daytime event. Home baked snacks and beverages will be available, and there is an adjacent cash bar with food. Guests are also encouraged to bring their own treats to share if they so desire. Your bakes will not be judged, only shared and enjoyed.


For this party we require you to be fully up to date with your COVID vaccination as currently defined by the CDC, including a bivalent booster received from September 2022 onward. We waive that requirement if the reason you have not gotten it is COVID infection within the past 90 days.

In addition to vaccination you must take a rapid test the day of the party, before you arrive at the venue. Please take a photo of your negative test and submit it to us in advance, or be prepared to show it at the door.

Please submit your vaccine record using this form when you buy your ticket:

If you are feeling at all unwell on the day of the event, please stay home. Just let us know, and we’ll be happy to offer you a full refund, and our thanks for keeping others safe.


This party is exclusively for our vetted lunar voyagers. Do not buy a ticket if you have not been approved! You will not be admitted and your admission will not be refunded. If you are planning to come as part of a couple or group, ALL members of your party must fill out an application and be approved separately. If youโ€™re not yet on our list, nowโ€™s the perfect time:


Reduced or comped admission opportunities available for volunteers and staff. Contact for details.

To our veteran voyagers: I๏ปฟf you kept your ticket to this event from when it was to be held in March 2020, you should have received an email with a code for free admission to this one, so you can claim your reserved spot early! Much has changed in 3 years but we are still so grateful for your support. If you believe you bought a ticket and it was not refunded, you can also reach out to us at


๐ŸŽช Location: We pitch our baking tent at two conjoined venues in Bushwick. Address details provided upon ticket purchase.

โŒš Time: THIS IS A DAYTIME PLAY PARTY. Doors will open at 3pm and stay open until 5pm. No admission permitted after that point without approval from a member of the crew.

๐Ÿฅป Fashion Mandate: Bright colors, eye-catching patterns, charming bits of flair. Polka dots, pinstripes, and old-timey underwear. Dress as the brightest, boldest, and most beautiful version of yourself you can imagine. Be that sexy, wholesome, hometown hero that all of Brooklyn is rooting for.

๐Ÿ’–Consent Policy: Consent is paramount. Respect for other peopleโ€™s boundaries and wishes is key to creating a safe and comfortable space where people can open up and be their happiest, sexiest selves. Consent for any play, physical or verbal, is required. A verbal โ€˜yesโ€™ or clear verbal synonym for โ€˜yesโ€™ indicates consent. This also means asking permission for specific activities before attempting to initiate.

Read our full safety policy here:

โ™ฟAccessibility Notice: The main event space is ground level with two sets of wide doors to enter. The secondary space is unfortunately only accessible by a flight of stairs. We apologize for the limitations, and will endeavor to make sure all activities are available to all attendees.

๐Ÿ“ธ Photography by Erika Kapin